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Western Garbage

Issue 12

Brand new garbage fresh from the can.  With this issue we have officially hit a mathematician's dozen.

IN THIS ISSUE:

- Matt puts a new spin on some classic children's songs

-The bitch talk women present the Trashy List.  And you're probably on it.

-Ryan drinks a lot and then writes about it.

-SamRock deals with freaks problems

-Top Five things you don't want to be doing when you die.

 

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Issue 11

This is the lost issue of the Western Garbage that was set to be released last December.  So while it might not be relevant, it's still fucking funny so stop complaining.

 

In This Issue:

- Matt teaches you how to fail your final

- The Bitch Talk bitches bitch about bitches, and drama

- Angry Corner takes on Twilight

- Sam gives sound advice on Ranch Sex

- Top 5 Similarities between your favorite Christmas Toy and your Christmas Fling

 

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Issue 9

Issue 9
 - How to throw a successful party
 - 5 characteristics you DON'T want in a roommate
 - The Bitches talk about cheating, breakups, and how to get over it. (Ryan suggests alcohol)
 - More horoscopes that make you want to get back in bed, or hang yourself 

And don't forget to stop at one of Two Carts to get a mouth full of meat!

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Issue 10

This issue is published in pink, in honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month.

In this issue:
 - A new segment, Angry Corner will put one of our angry readers in the ring with a different topic every time.
 - The Bitches ponder, "WHERE THE F**K IS FALL!?"
 - A message from the Editor
 - 5 Ways to Spruce Up Your Resume
 - Ask SamRock!
 - Beer of the Week

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Issue 8

The eighth edition of the Western Garbage is here, and we've got just what you want! Locations where you can fill your mouth with piping hot wieners 6 days a week!

Also featured:
 - BitchTalk: Our newest column, where bitches- well it's pretty self explanatory, right?
 - A comprehensive breakdown of various Beer Pong Stereotypes.
 - The Weather. (Should we drink inside? or outside?)
 - 5 ways to avoid getting laid
 - Other stuff that you'll have to read the paper to find out about.

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